Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even…

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a…

Chap goes into a bar and orders a vodka and coke. Barman serves him. Man drinks it orders another. This goes on for a while, until the…

“How did it happen?” the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta`s broken leg. “Well, doctor, 15 years ago…” “Never mind the past! Tell me how…

One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on the…

One breezy morning, I decided to take a walk through the park. The usual park sights greeted me — families picnicking, kids chasing each other, and joggers…

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand…

Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day…” The guy said, “But I am not ready!” Then death said, “Well your name…

Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time….