Video: Nothing but the best for my little kitten!
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
There is a diner in New Orleans
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…
Video: A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.”…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
When husbands get too clever
One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he…
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…
A Man Meets A Woman On A Plane
Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, “Business…
A Man Accidentally Elbows …
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says: “If your heart is…
Video: Hilarious Blonde Joke
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she…
Wife packing her bags
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!” I found…