Celebrating love… again and again

A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long.

The next morning, the husband hopped in the shower while his new bride relaxed in bed. When he finished, he realized he had forgotten to grab a towel.

“Sweetheart,” he called out, “can you bring me a towel, please?”

She walked over to the bathroom with the towel in hand. When he opened the door to take it, there he stood—dripping wet and completely exposed.

Her eyes widened as she glanced down, then back up, then back down… and stopped halfway.

With a puzzled look, she pointed and asked, “Wait… what’s that?”

He hesitated, slightly embarrassed, and replied, “That’s what we had so much fun with last night.”

She paused, looked even more confused, and asked innocently:

“Oh… is that all that’s left?”

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