A doctor is at home when the phone rings.
He hears “Dr Epstein? This is Mansfield in Radiology. Can you come over to my house right now?
We need a fourth for poker”.
Epstein turns to his wife and says “I have to go, dear. It’s an emergency”.
The wife look up and asks “Is it serious?”
Epstein nods. “Yes it is. There are three doctors there already.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…