She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother. Then she called the second number to which his Sister replied. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang !!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, So she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it…
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Bob the plumber”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…