Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
The waiter came to take their drink orders.
“I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I’ll take a Coke,” said the second.
“I want water—lots and lots of water,” said the third piggy.
The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders.
“A big juicy steak,” said the first piggy.
“Just a salad for me,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water,” said the third again.
After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders.
“Banana split,” said the first.
“Root beer float,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third.
The waiter, now curious, finally asked,
“Sir, why are you only drinking water?”
The third piggy grinned and said…
“Well, someone’s gotta go ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home!”
