A doctor prescribed suppositories to Jay, suffering from constipation, but a week later, he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn’t working.
“Have you been taking them regularly?” asked the doctor.
“What do you think I’ve been doing?” snapped Jay. “Shoving them up my ass?”
A woman visits her husband in prison. They have a long talk, and then the guard tells them their time is over. The woman gets up to…
A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge…
An old, blind Marine walks into a bar he’s never been in before, feeling around for a stool. He orders a shot of whiskey and relaxes a…
The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn’t to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later, he removed the…
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 a.m. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,”…
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then, he happened to see a little…