An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much…
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how…
A Middle-Aged Man Was Tired Of His Job
A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside…
Dad Joke: This Father Insisted The Baby Couldn’t Be His
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
Little Johnny Is In Class One Day.
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what’s so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The…
A Man Takes His Wife On A Birthday She’ll Never Forget
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…
The Stud Rooster At A Poultry Farm Is Getting Old
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Seriously???
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow…
A Blonde Woman Was Speeding Down The Road
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…