Two boys go into a forest and walk around.
Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away.
The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?”
The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt something getting getting hard.”
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