The old wife complained to the doctor:
“Doctor, my husband talks in his sleep every night. It’s driving me crazy!”
The doctor chuckled and replied,
“Maybe give him the opportunity to speak during the day.”
The old husband, sitting in the corner with his arms crossed, finally barked,
“Yeah, Doc, if I ever got a chance to talk without being interrupted, I wouldn’t need midnight conferences with myself!”
His wife rolled her eyes and said,
“Oh please, even your snoring argues back at me.”
The husband muttered,
“At least when I snore, I win.”
