A man was brought in to the hospital

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere.

A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, “American.”

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, “Canadian.”

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, “New York…”

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, “Toronto…”

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, “Michael…”

Replied the other, “David…”

A few hours later, Michael managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, “Cancer.”

David responded, “Sagittarius.”

Related Posts

TXT: The Parrot With a Past

A woman walked into a pet shop one afternoon and noticed a beautiful, colorful parrot sitting quietly in a large cage. What surprised her most was the…

A guy goes over to his friend house

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you…

The Unjust “F”

One afternoon, a little boy came home from school looking absolutely miserable. He slammed his backpack onto the floor and collapsed onto the couch with a dramatic…

Three men are sitting in the sauna.

Three men are sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at…

Mary and Bob have been back from their honeymoon

Mary and Bob have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Bob came home from work saying he’d invited four friends from the office home…

TXT: A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night

A doctor woke up in the middle of the night needing the bathroom, only to discover that his toilet was completely blocked. Annoyed, he went back to…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *