A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some. She goes to an internet café and goes up to the guy at the desk.

She says: “I’m sorry, but I’m broke and I really need to contact my mother. Is there any way I could do that for free? I don’t even have enough to pay the fee here.”

The guy at the front desk asks her in his creepiest voice: “Do you *really* need to contact your mother?”

“Yes” she answers. “I really need to contact my mother.”

“And you would do *anything*?”

“Yes I would do anything to contact my mother.”

“Really anything?”

Exasperated, the blonde answers: “Yes, yes, yes, I would do anything.”

“Well, then.” the guy says “Why don’t you just follow me to the back room.”

So she does. The guy p*lls d*wn his p*nts. The blonde is a bit irritated at first, but thinks that what must be must be. He p*lls d*wn his *nd*rp*nts.

“Well,” He says “Do it!”

So the blond gets down on her kn**s in front of him. She l*cks her l*ps. She bends forward and whispers: “Hello, mom? Can you hear me?”