Three r*bb*rs entered a house. They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to h*rm you, so we are sitting here on the sofa, bring whatever cash and jewelry you have here.
The lady brought cash and jewellery. The leader of the r*bb*rs said, “Where is the diamond ring that your husband gave as a gift on your wedding anniversary?”

She kept silent and brought the ring and gave it to them.

Bring the watch that your sister sent from Dubai. She had tears in her eyes while handing over the gift given by her sister.

Now we will drink instant coffee of “N*sc*fé” and ask your permission.

After drinking coffee, the head of the b*nd*ts said, “Now bring the leftover pineapple cake from yesterday.”

When all the goods have been taken by the r*bb*rs, the woman hesitated and said, “You guys are very professional and ethical r*bb*rs. How did you know about the things inside our house?”

The leader of the bandits fixed the mask on his face and said, Madam, we are your “F*c*book friends” and regularly read your post and check your status.