Video: Little Timmy Learned the Wrong Definitions

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “sh*t”.

He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “f**cking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant.
His father promptly said “cooking”.

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words “b*tch*s and h*es”.
He went home and his father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”.

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says: “Hey bi*tch*s and h*es! I’ll take your sh*t to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen f**king the turkey!”

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