TXT: Lucky Dad, Poor Groom!

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.

As they reached the stage, the bride placed something in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given by the bride to her father.

The father could feel suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life!’

Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.’

The whole audience started laughing….

But not the poor groom.

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