A married man d*ed before he could h*ve s*x with his wife.
The wife decided not to remarry or have s*x*al relationship with another man, instead she c*t off her late husband’s p*nis and mounted it to the wall.
Each night she went to the wall and s*t*sfied herself.
One day the neighbour Mr. Samuel found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the d*ad man’s p*nis and put his *wn p*nis and waited for the lady.
Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a kn*fe and said “darling, we are moving to a new house today.”😄
