A wife decided to surprise her husband, Dave, by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

She thought it would be fun, a little daring, and something different from their usual dinner-and-movie routine.

When they arrived, the doorman immediately smiled and said, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”

His wife looked at him suspiciously.

“Do you know him?”

Dave laughed nervously. “Oh, him? He’s on my bowling team.”

She didn’t look convinced, but they went inside.

As soon as they sat down, a waitress walked over and said, “Hi, Dave. The usual Budweiser?”

Before he could answer, she placed a beer in front of him.

His wife narrowed her eyes. “How does she know what you drink?”

Dave shrugged. “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League. We share lanes sometimes.”

Just then, a dancer came over, wrapped her arms around Dave, and purred, “Hi, Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy?”

That was enough.

His wife grabbed her purse, stormed outside, and jumped into a taxi. Dave ran after her and climbed in beside her.

The cab driver turned around and said,

“Looks like you picked up a real wild one tonight, Dave.”