TXT: Well, last week was my birthday

Last week was my birthday, and honestly, it started terribly.

I woke up expecting at least a little celebration, but my wife didn’t say a word. No “happy birthday,” no smile, nothing. Then I checked my phone. No message from my parents. My kids forgot too.

I thought, Fine, maybe work will be different.

But when I got to the office, nobody said anything. Not my colleagues, not my friends from the department, not even the guy who remembers everyone’s coffee order.

I was feeling pretty miserable.

Then, as I walked into my office, my secretary looked up, smiled warmly, and said, “Happy birthday, boss!”

I can’t explain how good that felt.

She said, “You shouldn’t spend your birthday alone. Let me take you to lunch.”

After lunch, she smiled again and said, “Why don’t we stop by my apartment for a little while?”

Naturally, I agreed.

When we got there, she poured us drinks, looked at me, and said, “Do you mind if I slip into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Of course not,” I said.

A few minutes passed. Feeling confident, I decided to make the moment special.

So I got completely undressed and waited on the sofa.

Then the bedroom door opened.

Out came my secretary… followed by my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and all my colleagues carrying a cake, shouting:

“SURPRISE!”

And there I was… giving them one too.

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