A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his weapon.
Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
“Three reasons:
I like to play with my money,
I like to watch my money grow,
and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days.”
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she has a near-death experience. During that experience, she…
In order to pay his medical school tuition, Thomas Merrick was working two jobs over the summer. By day, he worked at LeClaire’s Market—a butcher shop. He…
There is this corner bar that has three entrances, one on each street, and one on the corner. A drunk walks into one entrance, and bartender refuses…
A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The guy replies, “Well, I’ve got these two horses, and I can’t tell…
A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the…
Jay had a leaky ferry-boat, and used it to row people across the river. One day, his passenger was a fussy schoolteacher, and on the way across,…