Mick says to Paddy

Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.”

“I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.”

“We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick suggests.

They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out…

After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, “Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?”

Paddy shouts back, “I can’t find a No

91…”

“Oh Jesus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No

14 and we’ll walk from the roundabout”.

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