A butterfly tattooed on each …

A lady goes to a tattooist and asks to have a butterfly tattooed on each of her bum cheeks.

The tattooist says he doesn’t know how to do butterflies, however, he could tattoo Bees. She thought about it for a moment and agreed to have bees tattooed instead.

When she gets home she goes to her bedroom pulls down her pants and underwear and bends over the bed. She then calls out to her husband to view what she’s got for him.

On asking her husband’s opinion he replies, ‘hmmm very nice, but who the hell is BoB?!’

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