The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. 

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the  sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” 

The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie  for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″. 

The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the  Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?” 

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.

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