A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…

An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon and asked to withdraw ten dollars. The teller, a bit annoyed, replied:“Ma’am, for withdrawals under a hundred dollars,…

A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday. One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She…

There was a big problem at the factory – th*ft. Every day, someone was sn*aking goods off the premises. Management instructed security to search every employee leaving…

On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it…

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to…