A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring. The man got up to answer it, “How the hell should…

An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. “Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday…

A priest is driving on the highway when he’s pulled over for speeding. The police officer smells a-l.c.ohol on his breath and spots an empty wine bottle…

Jay goes over to visit one of his friends. While he is at his friend’s house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not…

An old fisherman is walking on a beach carrying a few fish in a bucket. A game warden walks up and asks to see his fishing license….

“Won’t you kiss me, doctor,” asks a beautiful woman. “No, it would be against my code of ethics,” says the doctor. “Please just one kiss,” begs the…

Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…

A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When…

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called…