Couple in 5-star restaurant
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him:…
Video: The same sandwich
There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff. The Redhead said, “You know, every day it’s…
During one “generation-gap” quarrel
During one “generation-gap” quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, “I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I’ll never find it here at home, so I’m…
Video: Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,”…
A woman visits her husband in prison
A woman visits her husband in prison. They have a long talk, and then the guard tells them their time is over. The woman gets up to…
Video: A man was lying in a hospital bed
A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery. A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge…
An old, blind Marine walks into a bar
An old, blind Marine walks into a bar he’s never been in before, feeling around for a stool. He orders a shot of whiskey and relaxes a…
Video: Jay suffering from constipation
A doctor prescribed suppositories to Jay, suffering from constipation, but a week later, he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn’t working. “Have you…
Jay tripped on the stairs and broke his leg.
The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn’t to use the stairs until the cast came off. The weeks later, he removed the…
Video: John was awakened at 4:00 a.m.
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 a.m. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,”…