Wife had delivered twins
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered…
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s
A woman decides to tidy up her husband’s closet and hidden in a corner at the bottom of everything she finds 4 eggs and a nice wad…
Some things you just can’t explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful…
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so…
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…
A blind man went to a restaurant
A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and…
A man walks into a bar …
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into…
An old man gets on a crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on…
Please, shave it off …
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask…