Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
A man and his wife are at a restaurant
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His…
The mother-in-law arrives home
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. What happened Paddy ?” she asks…
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many…
A woman asked an Army General
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The…
A blonde woman at a gas station
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas,…
I’M SORRY MR.SAM !!
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young…