Little Johnny Asked His Teacher Why The Letter “H” Is Sometimes Silent
Johnny is a seventh-grader. He used to question his teacher all the time. Johnny asked his English teacher one day: “Why don’t we say some letters with…
The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think…
A teacher
A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales- man had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty…
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church. The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep. When the husband becomes aware of this,…
A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…
Little Girl Keeps Falling Asleep In Class, But Her Answers Astonish The Teacher
On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn’t particularly enjoy. That occurred far too frequently…
Satan appeared…
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….
A woman visits her husband in prison
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life…