A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit…

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…

“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer. “How’s that?” his other friend asked….

He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July 7, the seventh day of the seventh month. As he…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a beautiful girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no…

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary….

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell…

A psychic goes into an opticians to get his contact lenses replaced. Upon learning his customers profession, the optician asks what next year has in hold for…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an…