Husband in Bed Urged By Wife to Investigate Mysterious 3 AM Knock At Front Door
There’s a saying, “Nothing good happens at 3 AM.” While that’s a bit of an understatement, looking back at our experiences there’s a grain of truth to…
3 Wives Show Too Much When Their Skirts Blow Up At The Golf Course
There are many things to do when you want to relax but for some people, there is nothing quite like going out and hitting some golf balls….
The astonished woman replies
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
Mick says to Paddy
Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed…
A State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH
… a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns…
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, This is the pig…
A man buys a lie detector robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
Jeff walks into a bar
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know…
Walking up to a department store
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress How much does it cost?”…