A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat…
Jimmy and Jack were twins
Jimmy and Jack were twins, but they weren’t identical – far from it. They looked like the before and after photos in those old body-building adverts. Jimmy…
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his date home.
Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,…
Video: On their way to get married
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple tragically got into a f*t*l car *cc*dent. Moments later, they found themselves outside the Pearly Gates, waiting…
Oh, Emily!
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…
Video: A spectacular diamond ring
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…
Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Securiy office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
Video: Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked “Harry, what is your problem”. Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in her 3rd grade and I am…
One question… two answers.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has ch*ated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is d*af and d*mb. That was the reason he got…
Video: Is the coast clear?
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…