A woman has a problem
A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom. Every time a bus passes outside the house, the door of the wardrobe, would fall…
Little Leroy came into the kitchen
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell…
Ma was in the kitchen
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, “Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong…
A blonde …
A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them…
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.“ The priest said, “What do you mean,…
A lady failed the written
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
11 people … ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
Memory test of an old man
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three times three?” “274″ was his reply….
Sixty is the worst age to be
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old.“You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet…