My wife called me as I was sat in the pùb last night
My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m…
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs
Darling, why are you trying to reach the ceiling with your legs? You don’t understand these things, Carl, it’s yoga and this is a position called the…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR!
A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on…
There is a diner in New Orleans
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…
LITTLE GIRL SHOCKED EVERYONE WITH HER
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a…
BEST TEACHER EVER!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
The Wife Calls Her
The wife calls her Scientist Husband. “Honey ! It’s Saturday night you are late”… Husband: “I am busy with my team in an experiment. ”Wife: “What’s that…
The tèènāge granddaughter
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…
Husband gets home and tells his wife
Husband gets home and tells his wife: “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get me…
A Teacher noticed …
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…