A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said…

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.  When the bus arrives,…

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…

A husband leans over and asks his wife, “do you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind the…

An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young…

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on…

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…

Two law partners, Ed and Joe, are driving through the country one evening during a vacation when their car breaks down near a farmhouse. The two men…

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be…