A man held up a lemon and squeezed it

In a crowd, a man held up a lemon and squeezed it completely dry.
“If anyone can get even one drop from this lemon,” he said, “I’ll give them $100.”

One by one, people tried. No juice.
Finally, a man stepped forward and squeezed out two drops.

Stunned, the first man asked, “Who are you?”

The man replied calmly, “An income tax officer.”

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