In a crowd, a man held up a lemon and squeezed it completely dry.
“If anyone can get even one drop from this lemon,” he said, “I’ll give them $100.”
One by one, people tried. No juice.
Finally, a man stepped forward and squeezed out two drops.
Stunned, the first man asked, “Who are you?”
The man replied calmly, “An income tax officer.”
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers…
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,…
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husband’s morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake…
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…