Video: Best years of my life

A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.”

The audience was in shock and silence.

He added: “She was my mother.” (A big round of applause & laughter)

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife.”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker…
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By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns from boiling water!

Moral: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Paste.

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