Old fisherman walking on a beach

An old fisherman is walking on a beach carrying a few fish in a bucket. A game warden walks up and asks to see his fishing license.

“I don’t have a fishing license,” says the man.

“You know it’s illegal to fish without a license, right?” asks the warden.

“I wasn’t fishing, officer. These fish are my pets.”

“Your pets?”

“Yes, officer. They like a little exercise, so when the weather’s fine, I take them to the water and let them swim around. Once they’re done, I give them a whistle and they jump back into my bucket and we head home.”

The officer isn’t buying a word of it, so the old man says, “Don’t believe me? Just watch!” and he throws the fish into the sea.

The warden waits for a minute then says, “Alright, now whistle to your fish and make them jump out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the officer and says,

“What fish?”

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