A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table….
A banker was strolling through town when he spotted his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old rancher. Tom had lost his wife about a year ago, and word…
Three r*bb*rs entered a house. They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to h*rm you,…
A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some….