A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff, when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The dog is sat…
Jimmy and Jack were twins, but they weren’t identical – far from it. They looked like the before and after photos in those old body-building adverts. Jimmy…
Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,…
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple tragically got into a f*t*l car *cc*dent. Moments later, they found themselves outside the Pearly Gates, waiting…
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…