Three guys were sitting at a bar after work, relaxing with a few drinks.

Suddenly, the first guy’s phone rang. He answered, listened for two seconds, then jumped off his stool in a panic.

“Oh no,” he muttered, throwing money on the bar. “I forgot to do the dishes, and my wife’s almost home!”

Then he ran out the door.

The second guy laughed and shook his head. “Can you believe that? Around my house, I call the shots.”

He stood up, pulled out his wallet, and added proudly, “When I get home, all I have to do is clap my hands twice, and my wife brings me hot water immediately.”

The bartender looked impressed.

The man sighed and headed for the door. “Yeah… I hate washing dishes with cold water.”

Meanwhile, the third guy just sat there calmly, sipping his drink with a satisfied smile.

The bartender leaned over and said, “You seem different. I guess you’re the real master of your house.”

The third guy smiled. “I don’t like to brag, but the last time I spoke to my wife, she was on her knees. On all fours, actually.”

The bartender’s eyes widened. “Really? What did she say?”

The man took another sip and replied:

“She said, ‘If you’re really a man, come out from under the bed.’”