A young couple was on their honeymoon, staying at a beautiful hotel with a large swimming pool and an elegant restaurant.

One afternoon, they decided to go for a swim. The bride put on a brand-new bikini she had bought especially for the trip, and they headed down to the pool.

Luckily, no one else was there, so they had the whole place to themselves.

They jumped in, splashed around, and started laughing together. But after a few minutes, the bride realized something embarrassing: the bikini was a little too large.

Every time she dove, turned, or swam too fast, either the top or the bottom would slip off and sink to the bottom of the pool.

Since they were alone, the couple found it hilarious. Her husband kept diving down to retrieve the missing pieces, and they turned the whole thing into a private honeymoon game.

That evening, they dressed nicely and went down to the hotel restaurant for dinner.

The waiter seated them at a romantic table beside what looked like a huge glass aquarium.

The bride looked at it for a moment, then frowned.

“That’s strange,” she said to the waiter. “Why aren’t there any fish in the aquarium?”

The waiter smiled broadly and replied:

“That’s not an aquarium, ma’am… that’s the swimming pool.”