A blonde and a brunette were sitting together during their lunch break, opening their paychecks and happily planning what to do with the money.
The brunette looked at her check, smiled, and said, “I think I’m going to buy a new set of plates. Mine are all chipped, and I’ve been meaning to replace them for months.”
The blonde nodded thoughtfully.
“That sounds practical,” she said.
Then the brunette looked over and asked, “What about you? What are you going to buy with your paycheck?”
The blonde looked very serious for a moment, as if she had been thinking about it all week.
Finally, she said, “I think I’m going to buy a new butt.”
The brunette blinked. “A new what?”
“A new butt,” the blonde repeated confidently.
The brunette stared at her, confused. “Why would you need a new butt?”
The blonde sighed and said:
“Because my old one has an enormous crack in it.”
