Two blondes were walking along the beach one afternoon, enjoying the sun and chatting about nothing in particular.
As they got closer to the water, one of them suddenly stopped and pointed toward the waves.
“Look!” she said. “There’s another blonde out there in the ocean!”
The second blonde squinted and looked in the same direction.
Sure enough, far from the shore, a blonde woman was splashing around, waving her arms, and shouting for help.
The first blonde shook her head in frustration.
“Oh my gosh,” she said. “She’s giving all of us a bad name.”
The second blonde crossed her arms and stared at the woman struggling in the water.
“I know,” she replied, annoyed.
The woman in the ocean continued waving and yelling.
The first blonde sighed. “Someone should do something.”
The second blonde nodded seriously and said:
“I know it… and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”
