A blonde called to police to report a robbery

A blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized when she returned home from work.

She immediately telephoned the police and reported the robbery

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They sent me a BLIND policeman!’

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