A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
As he approaches the blonde working the handle in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching,
“No, no! A little to the left.”
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,…
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husband’s morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake…
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing…
Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…