A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left.
The tree is still in front of her so she swerves to the right, this time her car rolls into the ditch.
When the Police Officer came to the scene of the accident the blonde told the Police Officer about the tree that was in front of her.
The officer kindly explained that the tree was the green air freshener hanging off her rear view mirror.
One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get…
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the…
A wife was convinced her husband was cheating with their maid. So one night, she “sends the maid away early”… but says nothing to her husband. That…
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon and asked to withdraw ten dollars. The teller, a bit annoyed, replied:“Ma’am, for withdrawals under a hundred dollars,…