A farmer was running back home when it started to rain.
Then suddenly he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.
Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying:
“First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn’t enough YOU’RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!”.
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires….
A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station. A man approached him and asked.“Sonny, can you…
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer…
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…