A man goes running into a clinic shouting and screaming

A man goes running into a clinic shouting and screaming in pain.

“Please, doctor! You’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee!”

The doctor says reassuringly, “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream on it.”

“You’ll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”

“No, you don’t understand.” answers the doctor. “I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”

“Oh! It happened in the garden in the back of my house.”

“No, no, no!” says the doctor getting frustrated. “I mean, where on your body did that bee sting you?”

“On my finger!” screamed the man in pain. “The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”

“Which one?” the doctor asked.

“How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!”

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