A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.
One little girl held up her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Another one said, “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage, I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent,” says the teacher.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says, “Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush, I presume that…….”
